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Happy Early Thanksgiving Everyone!

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Nov. 26th, 2008 | 11:43 pm

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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?" The boy replied, "What turkey?" The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm." The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!" The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?" The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his butt and let him go!"

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May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

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Monica

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from: monicarnsg
date: Nov. 27th, 2008 06:19 am (UTC)
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My niece painted a turkey on the sidewalk with chalk (and a pilgram and indian) for me. She's six. It's a nice time for the family to get together, especially for my mom.

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Monica

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from: monicarnsg
date: Nov. 27th, 2008 07:50 am (UTC)
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Thanks. Even thought it's not a Holiday for you, I hope you have a great day.

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Monica

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from: monicarnsg
date: Nov. 27th, 2008 08:03 am (UTC)
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You're welcome.

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Neecee

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from: lilyginny27
date: Nov. 28th, 2008 02:49 pm (UTC)
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I am very proud of the fact that I only ate one meal yesterday. But then, that just means snacking on scotheroos for a few hours doesn't qualify as a meal now, does it? ;)

I am quite thankful we're not eating eels either. That turkey tasted awful good. Yum.

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Monica

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from: monicarnsg
date: Nov. 28th, 2008 05:09 pm (UTC)
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Time for a turkey sandwich.

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