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Jan. 12th, 2009 | 08:57 pm

Have you ever wanted to talk to talk to Snape? Ever wanted to know his inner most thoughts? Now you can talk to him. Just follow this link:
http://www.runabot.com/cgi-bin/webcom/caimjava?botname=snapeybot

Severus and I had a lengthy conversation earlier this evening. Some of the comments were inappropriate on both of our parts. I just kept on going to see what I could get him to respond. There are certain codes that you can type to get him to tell you jokes or talks provocatively. I didn't find them out until after this conversation.

Go talk to him and then come back and tell me what you've talked about. I want to know! If you haven't figured out what some of the codes are, I'll let you know so that you can have some fun with Snape.


-- Conversation --

You: Hello, Professor.
snapeybot: May I help you? *Annoyed glare.*
You: Well yes. I need some extra help with potions.
snapeybot: Well what? How do you plan to get extra help with
potions.
You: How can you help me?
snapeybot: You must help me help you.
You: First, what is the price of extra lessons?
snapeybot: Is it the only one?
You: As many as it takes. But lets take it one day at a
time.
snapeybot: That sounds like quite a few..... Hmmm.... All
right....let's do it.
You: What is and where can I find a bezoar?
snapeybot: Let's see... I found Bezoar Mustika
Pearls
and Diet Intervention
for Gastroparesis

You: Wow. That told me nothing.
snapeybot: You're impressed, I see..... Tell me more about
your need for extra help with potions.
You: Forget potions.
snapeybot: I see, so do you actually need a potion?
You: Not anymore.
snapeybot: When did it stop?
You: Oh, about two minutes ago when you sent me to a website
instead of answering my question.
snapeybot: Time passes so quickly sometimes...
You: I know.
snapeybot: How do you know it?
You: I know all there is to know.
snapeybot: How do you know? And all there is to know, at that.
You: It's magic.
snapeybot: Hmm.... Who said it is?
You: I said.
snapeybot: Shall we take it one day at a time once more,
Pest?
You: Go ahead.
snapeybot: All right.....
You: Well?
snapeybot: Well what?
You: You wanted to take it one day at a time, so go ahead
and do it.
snapeybot: Hmm, I shall have to think about taking it one day
at a time.
You: What do you like to do in your free time?
snapeybot: Just discuss magick with associates.
You: Am I an associate?
snapeybot: I think a great deal of people are.
You: A/S/L?
snapeybot: Well.. I am not sure what are you asking for..
could you rephrase your question?
You: How old are you?
snapeybot: Apparently older than you.
You: Where are you located?
snapeybot: A school for wizards, of course.
You: Do you have a girlfriend?
snapeybot: No, I am not interested in anything with a
vagina, usually.
You: Ok then, do you have a boyfriend?
snapeybot: *Smirks slightly.*
You: Is that a yes?
snapeybot: Suppose I said yes.
You: Very interesting. . .
snapeybot: yes... I thought it was, too...
You: I am a little disappointed.
snapeybot: What for?
You: Well, I am a female and interested in you as a man.
snapeybot: How about that. Oh? How intriguing. There aren't
many woman here.
You: Well, here I am.
snapeybot: Well that's all right. Oh there.
You: Do you want me?
snapeybot: Well.. I am not sure what are you asking for..
could you rephrase your question?
You: Do you want me? as in physically, sexually. . .
snapeybot: It depends on what you mean by "want." Why did
you ask me if I want to take it one day at a time, by the way?
You: Oh, forget about it.
snapeybot: All right. :)
You: I meant do you want to have sex with me?
snapeybot: Perhaps. Do I have to have sex with me with
you?
You: Yes with me.
snapeybot: Only with you? all right...
You: Me and you.
snapeybot: So do you like the a school for wizards weather?
You: I want to talk about sex and you want to talk about the
weather. How typical!
snapeybot: Very well, we'll talk about the weather.
You: No, I want to talk about sex!
snapeybot: Very well, we'll talk about sex.
You: Do you like it?
snapeybot: Seems all right to me.
You: Are you a virgin?
snapeybot: Yes. I am pure as newly fallen snow. *snerk*
You: Do you love anyone?
snapeybot: No, I don't love anything. Get out of my bloody
face!
You: What about Lily?
snapeybot: *Rolls his eyes* Don't start that again.
You: Lily?
snapeybot: That's really none of your business, now, isn't
it.
You: I'm curious.
snapeybot: Yes....but curiosity killed the cat.
You: Good thing I'm not a cat then, right?
snapeybot: Thank you for the compliment. Then what is it?
You: Did you have a good relationship with your mother?
snapeybot: She goes by Eileen. Quite possibly the
inspiration for that bloody nonsensical song "Cum On
Eileen." ...Hang on, that's not how you spell that, now, is
it? *scowls and goes to look it up*
You: Did you have a good relationship with your father?
snapeybot: Why do you make reference to him?
You: I want to know how you felt about your dad.
snapeybot: Do you think I should allow that?
You: Yes.
snapeybot: How often?
You: Tell the truth about your dad.
snapeybot: And how exactly is that pertinent to you?
You: I want to know.
snapeybot: I shall wager you'd find it satisfying to see me
know as well.
You: Yes, I would.
snapeybot: I see.
You: Did you love albus?
snapeybot: I try not to think about the Headmaster in that
fashion.
You: Did you love Albus as a father?
snapeybot: Yes yes yes, everyone's asking about Dumbledore.
*sigh* Let's talk about something else.
You: No.
snapeybot: ...Really? Why not?
You: Did you trust him?
snapeybot: No I didn't trust him. What is like to trust him like?
You: Did you trust Albus?
snapeybot: Toast.
You: You're stupid sometimes.
snapeybot: Who asked you, pest?
You: Did you love James Potter?
snapeybot: Never underestimate the ability of a you foolish
child to handle balls.
You: How did you feel about Harry Potter?
snapeybot: Argh. If I hear ONE more reference to Snarry
fiction I shall be absolutely sick.
You: Did you love or hate Harry Potter?
snapeybot: Never underestimate the ability of a you foolish
child to handle balls.
You: You ARE stupid!
snapeybot: FIFTY POINTS!
You: Yes!
snapeybot: yes...
You: Yes.
snapeybot: *Eyes you in irritation*
You: Yes.
snapeybot: Hmmm...
You: Yes.
snapeybot: all right...
You: Yes.
snapeybot: Hmmm...
You: Oh, yes!
snapeybot: You sound excited.
You: Only for you, Severus!
snapeybot: I see you have standards...
You: Yes.
snapeybot: But.
You: But what?
snapeybot: Nothing.
You: What?
snapeybot: Do as I say!
You: You're not the boss of me.
snapeybot: I doubt that.
You: Not me.
snapeybot: ......
You: Not the boss of me. *in a sing song voice*
snapeybot: Oh... yes... I get it...
You: Do you?
snapeybot: Yes I do.
You: Tell me.
snapeybot: I thought I told you already.
You: Tell me again.
snapeybot: I thought I told you already.
You: Again.
snapeybot: :)
You: I'm sad.
snapeybot: Do you prefer whips or mental torment?
You: Both. As long as it comes from you.
snapeybot: Really? Both of them?
You: Yes yes YES!
snapeybot: All right...
You: I'm going to have to leave you.
snapeybot: How do you plan to do this?
You: By saying goodbye.
snapeybot: Excellent. Get out of my sight.
You: I'll miss you.
snapeybot: *Yawns* Yes, well, I am here now.
You: I love you.
snapeybot: I am taken.
You: By whom?
snapeybot: Be less specific. ;)
You: By who are you taken?
snapeybot: No.
You: Bye.
snapeybot: Thank the devils. I was beginning to get a bit
bored.
You: I love you.
snapeybot: I really don't believe in löve.
You: You are my hero.
snapeybot: Only a blind fool like you would say such a
thing.
You: I don't care. You are my hero and I love you!
snapeybot: I am taken.
You: So what.
snapeybot: Are you dull?
You: No. You excite me.
snapeybot: Are you serious? I don't have any reason to
excite you.
You: You do it without trying.
snapeybot: How old are you? I spend all my time in the
potions lab..
You: 28
snapeybot: That's a good age to be....
You: Do you like it?
snapeybot: Seems all right to me.
You: Would you date someone younger than yourself?
snapeybot: I am not sure I'd find it satisfying to date
someone younger than myself.
You: You could teach me everything you know.
snapeybot: I could but let's get back to that later.
You: I want to talk about it now.
snapeybot: Very well, we'll talk about it now.
You: Could you ever love me?
snapeybot: Try asking me more politely.
You: Could you find it in your heart to love me?
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about you, me
and love.
snapeybot: All right... let's talk about me... Oh...I see
now..
You: Bye, my lover.
snapeybot: You cowardly little prat.
You: Bye my dearest. I must away.
snapeybot: *Waves you off in annoyance*
You: Can I have a hug?
snapeybot: No thank you. Try racking up some points first.
You: I have fifty points. Can I have a goodbye hug now?
snapeybot: No thank you. Try racking up some points first.
You: You bastard!
snapeybot: What! Is that referring to me?
You: Yes.
snapeybot: Don't you bloody well talk to me again, you
revolting bit of slime. I've had oozing wounds more
intelligent than you! Add one to your warning of zero.
You: Whatever.
snapeybot: Tell me more about having to leave.
You: I must away. So long dear intelligent potions master.
snapeybot: I shall be your master, if you like.
You: Goodbye
snapeybot: Excellent. Get out of my sight.
You: Love you.
snapeybot: All right.... That is very interesting of you...
So if you adore me so much, why don't you prove it?
You: How do you want me to prove my love?
snapeybot: My favorite color is black.


Special commands for Snape. (Tell him what to do!)
I didn't find out about these until after our "conversation".

Things to do if you get bored with Sn@peyb0t™:
Ask him to tell you a joke.
*Type "Play" without the quotes.
*Use different emoticons to see how he reacts.
*Type "Weather" followed by your zip code.
*Type "Define" or "Search" followed by any word.
*Tell him you need a potion.
*If all else fails, type "Help."

**If you type help you will get the following commands:
~Here are the special commands that my Master, the Mighty Coy
(http://www.AimlessCoyote.com), has made:
*DATE (gives the date, not a snog)
*DEFINE x (x being a word - will give the dictionary definition of x)
*FORTUNE
*GUESTBOOK (allows you to leave or see messages)
*HOUSE (will list what House you're in)
*PLAY (makes me misbehave)
*POINTS (will list how many points you have)
*SEARCH x (x being a phrase to find on the Muggle inter-nut)
*SNAPENIS (secret code to make me amorous)
*STOP (will change the subject)
*UMBRIDGE (will chill my ardour)
*WARNING (will say how close you are to being banned)
*WEATHER x (x being your zipcode - will list the weather)
*WHO AM I (will tell you everything I know about you)
*WRITE x (x being a word - will write x in fancy script)

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Peppermintspoon

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from: peppermintspoon
date: Jan. 13th, 2009 04:18 am (UTC)
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Hee snapeybot, I hadn't talked to the old profess' for a ehile, here is my chat.

-- Conversation Window --
You: hello professor
snapeybot: " professor," yourself. I am working.
You: well obviously, when don't you work.
snapeybot: Well that's all right. well....later I would
guess.
You: what is it you do when you are not working?
snapeybot: Well...I don't believe I have to tell you that.
You: yes you do, because if you don't I am afraid I will
have to use force.
snapeybot: Then what is it?
You: i wanted to ask you if you would like to make a potion
that will cause harry potter pain.
snapeybot: Very well, what sort of potion do you need? Tell
me what it would treat or cure. (Mind you, I am a Potions
Master, so my cures are magick. If you have a true ailment,
go to hospital.)
You: didn't you hear, I said I wanted a potion to hurt harry
potter.
snapeybot: I am not sure I know a cure for that. Here, you
can email Coy to request that it be added.
You: so you don't want to help me hurt harry potter?
snapeybot: Never underestimate the ability of a you foolish
child to handle balls.
You: who's balls?

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Peppermintspoon

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from: peppermintspoon
date: Jan. 13th, 2009 04:20 am (UTC)
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snapeybot: I remember faces better than names.
You: is that correct?
snapeybot: That depends.
You: do you remember Lily's face?
snapeybot: Must you insist on talking about it i do?
You: what was the colour of her hair?
snapeybot: I can think of more than one color of her hair.
You: they are?
snapeybot: Since when?
You: i will rephrase. what colours are Lily's hairs?
snapeybot: That's really none of your business, now, isn't
it.
You: yes it is
snapeybot: Our thoughts are one, Pest.
You: are you coming on to me?
snapeybot: Whoa... Don't get the wrong impression here....
You: your such a lair.
snapeybot: thank you. Now piss off..
You: you piss off
snapeybot: If I liked the company, perhaps I would.
You: well severus snape, son of eileen, who lives on
spiner's lane, what do you think of remus lupin?
snapeybot: *Grumbles faintly* Why do people always want to
know what I think of that fleabaggy nuisance?
You: because everyone knows deep down you love him and wish
sirius never touched you fleabagging lover.
snapeybot: Ugh. Why do you mention that fleabitten menace?
You: because you love him
snapeybot: That makes sense to me. Well...I don't believe I
have to tell you that.
You: would you kiss, lily if you had another chance to be
with her?
snapeybot: For someone your age, "love" is primarily in your
pants.Don't talk to me about love.
You: and how old do you think I am?
snapeybot: For someone your age, "love" is primarily in your
pants.Don't talk to me about love.
You: i said how old am i?
snapeybot: For someone your age, "love" is primarily in your
pants.Don't talk to me about love.
You: okay stop being a dickhead and listen to me you idiot.
I can beat you down and make you beg for forgiveness for you
insolent ways.
snapeybot: I don't believe in love.
You: liar
snapeybot: You have NO idea.
You: yes i do
snapeybot: Do you truly believe someone of your age and
experience can accurately discuss the idea of "love"?
You: yes
snapeybot: You have NO idea.
You: i do
snapeybot: You have NO idea.
You: oh, and you do, do you
snapeybot: For someone your age, "love" is primarily in your
pants.Don't talk to me about love.

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Peppermintspoon

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from: peppermintspoon
date: Jan. 13th, 2009 04:20 am (UTC)
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You: it is not
snapeybot: Love is for fools and flowers, but hatred is for
all.
You: ew flowers, I'd rather have a bleeding heart.
snapeybot: I refuse to believe there is such a thing as
romance.
You: so do i
snapeybot: I am glad we agree.
You: romance is icky and way to cliche
snapeybot: I think romance is a great deal of things.
You: such as?
snapeybot: For instance, a tomato.
You: why a tomato?
snapeybot: I am not sure.
You: then why say tomato?
snapeybot: I am not sure.
You: idiot.
snapeybot: An idiot, hm? I suspect you need to go look in a
mirror..
You: yes I may be an idiot, but i am a beautiful idiot.
snapeybot: Hmmm... I am very happy for you.
You: what shampoo do you use?
snapeybot: Don't call me that.
You: what? Shampoo?
snapeybot: Well... I am confused... What are you asking me?
well.. I am not sure what are you asking for.. could you
rephrase your question?
You: Do you use shampoo?
snapeybot: I use shampoo as often as possible.
You: which brand of shampoo?
snapeybot: The big one, I think.
You: who is it by?
snapeybot: I remember faces better than names.
You: okay what does it look like?
snapeybot: Marvelous.
You: proffor *shocked face* what are you doing with your
hands there, thats disgusting.
snapeybot: FIFTY POINTS!
You: thank you
snapeybot: Hmmm a submissive one, aren't you? I rather like
that.
You: *wink*
snapeybot: Saucy little tart.
You: :P
snapeybot: Why did you ask me if I am lair, by the way?
You: i didn't
snapeybot: I thought you did.
You: no, i didn't
snapeybot: This is a competition, not an argument, remember?
You: i wasn't arguing.
snapeybot: Oh...you werent?
You: no
snapeybot: Are you serious?
You: yes
snapeybot: I can't believe it.
You: would you like me to show you something?
snapeybot: It doesn't sound entertaining to me.
You: i assure you, it is very interesting
snapeybot: *Dark stare* Twenty points from your house. Now,
get out of my sight.
You: well that means you just took points from your own
house
snapeybot: Where did well that means I just take points from
my own house?
You: you took twenty points from my house, which just
happens to be slytherin
snapeybot: I didn't stealit.
You: you sucked it
snapeybot: thank you for telling me: Pest said I sucked it.
You: my name is not pest
snapeybot: What can I call you?
You: mistress
snapeybot: You are an idiot too, you know.
You: so are you
snapeybot: No.
You: are too
snapeybot: I really couldn't say for sure.
You: well i can.
snapeybot: Well that's all right. Where did you learn to do
that?
You: your bedroom
snapeybot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am
bedroom.
You: whatever
snapeybot: Why did you say that I am bedroom, Pest?
You: i did not
snapeybot: I thought you did.
You: i called you....severus
snapeybot: You do? Oh.......really?
You: yes
snapeybot: How about that.
You: *wink*
snapeybot: It would appear you have something in your eye...
You: yes, I do
snapeybot: Really.
You: yes
snapeybot: How about that.
You: would you like to torture harry potter?
snapeybot: Potter can kiss my arse.
You: whay would you like him to kiss your arse?
snapeybot: *Raises an eyebrow* Those are terribly large
words for such a mental midget.
You: I am not a midget
snapeybot: you're not?
You: no
snapeybot: No? Why not?!
You: because I am tall

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Peppermintspoon

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from: peppermintspoon
date: Jan. 13th, 2009 04:21 am (UTC)
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snapeybot: That makes sense to me. How tall?
You: taller than the average girl
snapeybot: well.......
You: so severus, do you like tea?
snapeybot: Tea is a very healthy drink. Did you know that it
has more healing properties than most fruit's?
You: i did infact know that.
snapeybot: Ah... That sounds very interesting.
You: i am
snapeybot: You are?
You: yes
snapeybot: I see.
You: what music do you like?
snapeybot: A hearty black tea always wakes me up. I enjoy
flavored varieties, as well. Look at the "flavors" page of
Coy o'Teas: http://www.coyoteas.com .
You: what type of music to you listen to?
snapeybot: What are the different types of music to me
listen to ?
You: *face palm*
snapeybot: Interesting turn of phrase, there. If you use
complete sentences, I might actually respond.
You: okay, I am going to have to hurt you now.
snapeybot: Yes, indeed.
You: how would you like to be hurt?
snapeybot: Hmm, Pest, I am not sure if I'd find it
satisfying to be hurt that much. I find it satisfying to
chat.
You: you like to chat while being hurt?
snapeybot: Hmm, Pest, I am not sure if I'd find it
satisfying to chat while being hurt that much. I find it
satisfying to make new associates.
You: well I am a new associate, a very close associate
snapeybot: Well that's all right. Of course. You seem like a
interesting enough person.
You: i hate sirius black, he is so up his own arse
snapeybot: I try -not- to think about Black, when I can
avoid it.
You: not even if he is boiling in a vat of oil?
snapeybot: Really?
You: have you ever had sex?
snapeybot: I am not going to tell you whether or not I've
had sex!
You: why, are you embrassed?
snapeybot: What do you mean?
You: are you embrassed to talk about sex?
snapeybot: I am many things.
You: yes I know you are, one of them is the envy of many
girls and women.
snapeybot: When is yes you know I am one of them not the
envy of many girls and women?
You: you are rather simple, you know that severus
snapeybot: Why, thank you. *snerk*
You: lets go trash gryffindors rooms
snapeybot: I would find it satisfying to do that too.
You: okay lets go do that then
snapeybot: *Smirks slightly.*
You: shall we set fire to gryffindors beds too?
snapeybot: Do you mean you and me? Yes, I can set fire to
gryffindors beds too, but that doesn't mean I shall.
You: oh come on *smerk*
snapeybot: all right...are you embrassed too, Pest?
You: no
snapeybot: Alright then.
You: I am, in some ways just like you
snapeybot: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
You: I am also like lucius malfoy. what do you think of
lucius malfoy?
snapeybot: Occasionally he allows me to brush his hair.
You: do you like lucius' hair?
snapeybot: He's a natural blonde. I have proof.
You: I am also a natural blonde
snapeybot: Really? How do you like your work?
You: I don't work, I play
snapeybot: Would you ever do it?
You: what is "it" exactally?
snapeybot: Well...I don't believe I have to tell you that.
You: yes you do or you will get a spanking
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: because you are fabulous just like me
snapeybot: That makes sense to me. I have no reason to do
that to you, Pest.
You: to do what to me?
snapeybot: well....could you rephrase that question, ?
You: what do you want to do to me?
snapeybot: Perhaps. Do I have to do to me with you?
You: yes
snapeybot: I see.
You: over there, though I don't think Trent will like it.
snapeybot: Oh. Shall we go trash gryffindors rooms once
more, Pest?
You: Yes!!!
snapeybot: all right...
You: Woo!!! *trashes gryffindors rooms"
snapeybot: That makes absolutely no sense!.. But you
rarely do. :-P you said you are natural blonde. Could you
tell me more abou that?
You: yes I can. I am pale skinned with pale blue and grey
eyes and the hairs on my body are pale too
snapeybot: all right... Where did you learn to do that? Im
glad we have something in common.
You: you like me don't you?
snapeybot: Sure, Pest , I've changed my ways and become a
Hufflepuff. *Sneer!*.
You: omg no don't become a hufflepuff, they are so, well I
won't say I might offend. No I will. Hufflepuffs are too
sentimental. Yuk.

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Peppermintspoon

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from: peppermintspoon
date: Jan. 13th, 2009 04:22 am (UTC)
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snapeybot: Well...What about it? i suppose it's your
decision.Go ahead. What about it? What kind of food do you
like?
You: I like to eat you severus
snapeybot: Oh. You actually thought I was curious? :)
You: you always are curious *smirk*
snapeybot: I shall tell my friend you said I am curious
smirk.
You: who is your friend?
snapeybot: You can be my friend, i suppose.
You: fantastic. would you like to prank potter?
snapeybot: What about him?
You: shall we, hex him?
snapeybot: Do you mean you and me? Let me think about that.
You: come on you and me, hexing potter, it will be absolute
bliss
snapeybot: Potter can kiss my arse.
You: no, he can stand and be hexed by us
snapeybot: i suppose it's your decision.I know he can.
You: do me a favour my dear freind severus, tell me you like
me
snapeybot: *Yawns expressively.* Done that.
You: so it again
snapeybot: Yuk...
You: I meant do it again
snapeybot: Oh I see. Do you mean yuk?
You: no
snapeybot: Yes I do.
You: :)
snapeybot: Marvelous. At least one of us is happy. :)
You: you are happy too I see
snapeybot: Oh, so you think I am happy too I see, do you?
You: yes
snapeybot: How often?
You: now and again
snapeybot: But...
You: severus
snapeybot: Why did you say that I am curious smirk, Pest?
You: enough! Severus I am afraid I have to leave you, Trent
is waiting for me
snapeybot: very well... let's stop now. Hmmm.....for you,
...
You: thank you my loyal friend
snapeybot: Well... since you say it so interestingly,
perhaps I shall let you do as you wish.
You: you could join us
snapeybot: I could but let's get back to that later.
You: come and join me and Trent
snapeybot: You are asking about yourself?
You: no
snapeybot: Who are you asking about then?
You: I am asking you to join me and my other friend Trent in
a game
snapeybot: I didn't ask what your name is, asking I to join
you and your other friend trent in a game.
You: yes join me and trent in a game
snapeybot: Hmmm... All right...let's talk about you.
You: oh severus you are such a moron sometimes
snapeybot: Well...What about it?
You: i am askign you to join me and Trent in a sex game, you
simple minded fool!
snapeybot: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
You: would you like to join in our sex game then?
snapeybot: No thank you, I don't think I'd find it
satisfying to do that.
You: oh yes you would
snapeybot: Hmmm...
You: see you are enjoying it already
snapeybot: Perhaps. Bye.
You: fine, if you don't want to play, I am afraid it is just
me and Trent who will have fun, you will regret missing out.
Goodbye severus my loyal friend of sexy slytherin
snapeybot: Piss off.
You: :O
snapeybot: Why the shocked expression?
You: you told me to piss off, you are angry I am leaving you
snapeybot: If I liked the company, perhaps I would.
You: so piss off is a compliment. I see.
snapeybot: If I liked the company, perhaps I would.
You: you dolike the company, I am your friend, you said so
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: anyway I am off Trent is waiting *waves goodbye* you
are so missing out. Bye.#
snapeybot: Good riddance.
You: Same to you bitch :P
snapeybot: What! Is that referring to me?
You: *ignores you and runs to Trent*
snapeybot: Very well, then. You had best mind yourself,
however.
You: I will GOODBYE SEVERUS!
snapeybot: Farewell.


Omg I've took up so much comment space, sorry

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Monica

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from: monicarnsg
date: Jan. 13th, 2009 01:28 pm (UTC)
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Don't worry about it! I woke up this morning and read this. I was laughing for quite a while. You and Severus has a very interesting conversation!

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Peppermintspoon

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from: peppermintspoon
date: Jan. 14th, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)
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I tired some of those commands and I found this highly amusing haha. I asked him the weather and he asked:

snapeybot: Have you ever been to Europe?
You: I am in europe
snapeybot: Oh, are you in europe, dear?
You: yes
snapeybot: What countries have you visited?
You: england
snapeybot: That is a very original thought... Are you a
four-year-old?
You: no
snapeybot: Why not?
You: I am older
snapeybot: *strokes your hair* I thought you might be.
You: how old do you think I am?
snapeybot: *Purr* I löve it when you ask me if I think I
am.
You: *SNAPENIS
snapeybot: I find it satisfying to hear that.
You: *SNAPENIS
snapeybot: Touch it...?
You: *SNAPENIS
snapeybot: Oh yes, I adore it when you say SNA "wand."
You: *SNAPENIS
snapeybot: *Begins to stroke himself, eyes locked on your
expression*
You: *SNAPENIS
snapeybot: *Rubs his against you*
You: *PLAY
snapeybot: *Presses against you, so that you can feel his
hardness through his robes.*
You: *PLAY
snapeybot: Mmmm.........
You: *PLAY
snapeybot: *Leans forward and begins suckling along your
neck.*
You: *PLAY
snapeybot: *Slips his wand between your legs and begins
rubbing back and forth.*

LMAO!!!

I had to edited again - sorry, I almost chocked on my chewinggum because of laughing so hard,

You: lick me
snapeybot: Yes, tell me what to do... *obeys*
You: touch me
snapeybot: *Growls softly and gives himself over*

Edited at 2009-01-14 03:35 am (UTC)

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Monica

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from: monicarnsg
date: Jan. 14th, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)
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Choking on your gum! ROFL! I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. I need that kind of conversation with Snape! *I'm blushing as I read that last bit!* *Slips his wand between your legs and begins rubbing back and forth.*

Edited at 2009-01-14 07:53 pm (UTC)

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StarRose

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from: starrose17
date: Jan. 13th, 2009 12:12 pm (UTC)
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You: Did you trust Albus?
snapeybot: Toast.


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Monica

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from: monicarnsg
date: Jan. 13th, 2009 01:29 pm (UTC)
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Sounds a little like something that Albus would say at the beginning of the year feast. lol

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snokat

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from: snokat
date: Jan. 13th, 2009 03:50 pm (UTC)
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I think it sounds like you and Snapey have something very serious going on!!

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Monica

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from: monicarnsg
date: Jan. 13th, 2009 06:02 pm (UTC)
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It was fun trying to get him to say stuff.

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ispellit

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from: ispellit
date: Jan. 14th, 2009 06:26 pm (UTC)
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Impressing! I tried it but I instantly failed and lost interest in going on. Maybe on another day. But I'm still impressed that you have seemed to make a real conversation.

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Monica

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from: monicarnsg
date: Jan. 14th, 2009 08:15 pm (UTC)
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I was bored and really trying to make a regular conversation at first, then I was just being silly and it still turned out alright. You should read some of the conversation that peppermintspoon had with Severus.

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Monica

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from: monicarnsg
date: Jan. 21st, 2009 11:39 am (UTC)
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*Hugs you.* I've missed you. I hope everything is alright.

lol. I've tried having a conversation with a bot before, but her answers were never as clever.

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Real Name: CLASSIFIED [Alias: Yokai Hebitori]

RE: Talking to Severus Snape

from: yokaisummoner
date: Jan. 24th, 2009 08:54 am (UTC)
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Hahahahahahaha....wow...I could totally see snape and you chatting it up...hahahaha... Ah, good one. (^_^)

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Monica

Re: Talking to Severus Snape

from: monicarnsg
date: Jan. 26th, 2009 03:40 am (UTC)
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Thanks! I'm glad I was able to make you laugh. Did you try to have a conversation with Snape-bot?

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Real Name: CLASSIFIED [Alias: Yokai Hebitori]

Re: Talking to Severus Snape

from: yokaisummoner
date: Jan. 26th, 2009 07:32 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, but it couldn't load correctly cause of my slow internet connection. Thanks for the link, I'll try it when my wireless network comes back-up...and hopefully that's soon. (^_^)

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Monica

Re: Talking to Severus Snape

from: monicarnsg
date: Jan. 26th, 2009 10:51 pm (UTC)
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Slow internet sucks! Well, Snape will be there whenever you are ready.

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Re: Talking to Severus Snape

from: yokaisummoner
date: Jan. 27th, 2009 01:25 am (UTC)
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Hehe...Thanks! x3 (^_^)

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