January 24th, 2010

Butterfly Lady

Writer's Block: Rotten tomatoes

What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Did you sit through it or walk out? What made it so dreadful?

As bad as some movies have been, I have never been able to bring myself to walk out of any. There was one movie that I searched for years ago, because there was a certain actor in it (Eddie Izzard), and I thought I had to see it. It didn't show in theaters very long and I think I know why now, so I didn't get a chance to see it before it stopped showing. If I had seen it in the theater I would have walked out. No questions asked and demanded a refund. Instead, I paid full price for that stupid movie on Amazon and now hate myself for it. It was the BIGGEST pile of crap. I have a lovely silver disc shaped coaster that has no matching set. Kind of sucks, especially for me - the worlds biggest tightwad.

I'm totally for comedy, but this was more than I could take. I am by no means a prude, but to me, this was way over the top. Please, don't ever go see or rent The Aristocrats. Don't do it! If you've seen it, I'm sorry. Pass the brain bleach.