Who was your FIRST prom date? I didn't have a date. I went stag with a group of girls, but I got my prom photo taken with one of my guy friends.
 Do you still talk to your FIRST love? No.
 What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? Some kind of Russian beer or wine. Not so great actually.
 What was your FIRST job? My first real job was working in a nursing home as a kitchen helper. (A serving wench, if you will.)
 What was your FIRST car? A 1984 Delta 88 Royal Brougham. We called it my boat, it was huge!
 Who was the FIRST person to text you today? No one yet today.
 Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning? Honestly, I didn't think of anyone, I had to pee.
 Who was your FIRST grade teacher? Miss. Fenolio got married over Christmas break and came back as Mrs. Messinio. She was great, all nice and squishy and hugable.
 Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane? My first plane ride was to New York a couple of years ago.
 Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them? Jessica. I saw her a few years ago she is still doing okay.
 What was your FIRST sport played? Dodge ball.
 Where was your FIRST sleep over? At this girl named Miranda's. It was her birthday.
 Who was the FIRST person you talked to today? My Mom.
 Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time? I've never been in a wedding.
 What was the FIRST thing you did this morning? I got up and looked in on my Mom.
 What was the FIRST concert you ever went to? Pink. (I won tickets from a radio station.)
 FIRST tattoo or piercing? First piercing- my ears, I was a little girl. Tattoo- my left ankle about three years ago.
 FIRST foreign country you went to for vacation? Duh, Mexico.
 What was your FIRST run in with the law? I got pulled over for speeding while driving home from a scholarship banquet with my mom. I wasn't speeding, but I got a warning.
 When was your FIRST detention? Maybe in middle school. But I got swats in kindergarten.
 What was the FIRST state you lived in? Utah
 Who was the FIRST person to break your heart? John. *sigh*
 Who was your FIRST roommate? Ashley
 Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride? I've never ridden in a limo.
 Who will be the FIRST to repost this? I have no idea.
And Just because, from maetgnisar
The meme tells to re-post it with my name followed by "-ology". So here's what it's like.
What is your salad dressing of choice?
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
I don't really have a favorite, but I like The Texas Roadhouse
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Bread. Tomatoes. Cheese. (These are maetgnisar's answers, but I like them too.)
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
I'm not a big pizza fan, as long as it doesn't have olives, I'm okay.
What do you like to put on your toast?
I can't believe it's not butter.
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
I usually have an Alan Rickman themed calender, but right now I have the wallpaper that chando gave me for my birthday. I love it!
How many televisions are in your house?
What color cell phone do you have?
Black and Silver
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Yup, seventeen lymph nodes and half of my right thumb.
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
One of my patients fell a couple of weeks ago. Another nurse and I lifted her back into bed.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Physically, no. Medically, yes.
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes. I'd like to prepare my family.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I'll stick to mine, thanks.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
How big is the bottle? Sure. I've eaten my fair share of hot stuff.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
At least four.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
It's been a long time. I got pulled over on my way to work by two police officers. Someone reported my car as a drunk driver. I may have been swerving, because I had just started working nights.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I wanted to be a nurse/teacher/singer/nun. I gave up on the latter two.
Last person you talked to?
Shannon the HR lady at my mom's home health agency.
Last person you hugged?
My newest niece, Ella.
Day of the week?
Law and Order.
Whether or not I should go into work.
First place you went this morning?
My Mom's room, then the bathroom.
What can you not wait to do?
For my trip to London in November.
What's the last movie you saw?
Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys
Do you smile often?
I would say yes.
There are a lot of memes floating around out there, but I really don't feel like doing them.